What are you looking for???... Life on the app

They: So what are you looking for???

Me: Errr... next question please!!!

Questions you squirm to answer, questions you dread to answer, questions you would rather avoid (if you don’t really know the answer), but something that you’ll always be asked. That’s life on an app.

When you find yourself on a dating app, this is the one question you can never avoid. You can try to run away from it but cannot hide from it. At some point in time you’ll be asked about it. Like an interview question you’ll find yourself answering it. You’ll need to find the answer to it.

And there’s nothing wrong with the question, after all they just want to know your intention is and if it matches what they are looking for. But then let’s face it, everyone on the app wants be laid or get laid, someway or the other,  whether they agree or not, or choose to deny it or say otherwise. So whether you’re looking for a relationship, or even coffee and conversations, everything leads to the bed, to fuck and be fucked (to put it a bit bluntly), after all we are human, and urges and desires are a part of who we are, a need for a physical touch, a physical presence, an emotion. 

So there’s nothing wrong with desiring it outrightly mentioning it. Even if you go with the flow, all roads on the app leads to sex, or to put it mildly, getting physical. So get off your high horse and learn to spell out what you are looking for.

As for me, if I were to be asked it for the nth time, I am gonna quip, well I am looking for a million dollar, or may be billions, maybe a penthouse, designer clothes and luxuries, do you know anyone who could enable it 😉.