An Orgasmic Workout

If you  should chance to step into a gym, if you aren’t a gym rat like me (though that’s a term I detest to be known as but in reality I know I am), you know you’re stepping into a testosterone filled space (would that be same for women too???) 

The puffed chests, the pumped biceps, the sound of clanging plates, of pumping iron, with each trying to out do the other, an unspoken competition between the gym rats. But above all the clatter and the idle chatter (yes you can find it in the gym too) and over the din of the music blasting over the sound system, comes that grunt of giving it your all in the final set, feeling the burn.

Then there are those who grunt incessantly throughout their workout. And sometimes these grunts can be quite suggestive, awkwardly funny (you know what I am getting at). They sound like their getting some action (which is actually true in the literal of sense), in the heat of moment, filled with passion (damn they seem to be quite passionate about workout in a different way). Oh come on you definitely heard these sounds before, one way or the other, you can’t  be all that sanskari!

All the sound that they make makes you wonder what are they actually upto. It sounds more like they are  humping around, climaxing, reaching the point of no return, an orgasm (damn they seem to be quite passionate.... about their workout).  It’s like what the f@#%, get a room, why do you want to let your bedroom secret out? Why do you want the world to know the sounds you make in the bedroom?

Sometimes you wonder if they are aware of the sounds they make? But then you see the ear buds and you know the are deaf to themselves. So they continue to grunt to their hearts content, oblivious to the sounds coming out of them, much to the  embarrassment, awkwardness, amusement of those who happen to find themselves in the gym at the same time as them.

You wonder if you should give them the eye roll, or give them the WTF stare, or just plainly chuckle at their obnoxiousness. But no matter you know that no matter what you do or try to do there’s no stopping then from having one orgasmic workout.