The Limerick of the Bar

There was man from Khar 

Who signed up for an open mic at the Bar

He wanted to tell jokes

Cause he was totally broke 

And could do with some tips from the jar

He called his lawyer from Sahar

Who fighting his first case at the bar

But he was nervous bloke 

The night before he drank whiskey with coke

And next day he got debarred

So he called his friend Sandra from Bandra

Who was at the moment in the shower

So her barred her door

Cause she was all alone

And lathered herself with a soap bar

Now Sandra was a religious lady

Who made a point to pray daily

She had hope in her soul

And soap in the hole

Set the bar for others high

Now the bar slipped from Sandra

And didn’t go too far

She slipped on the bar 

And banged her head real hard

Though it was morning she could see stars

The neighbours they heard Sandra scream

So the broke the door as it was barred

They too slipped on the bar

And piled up on poor Sandra from Bandra

Now the poor man from Khar

Had not yet written any joke for the bar

But he had hood in his soul 

And knew if some god he told

He could earn some money  from the bar

In the evening he set out for the bar

But he couldn’t afford a car

So on he foot he went

But by the time he got there he was spent

So he ate the last of his chocolate bar

Now the bartender poured him a drink

And told him not to think 

So he told his jokes like a pro 

And stole the whole show

And now was no longer broke!!!

So he thanked man behind the bar

Who gave him another caramel bar

He hailed him a car

Which was on the bar

That’s all for the man from Khar!