.. and Rodman is my Name-O

Hi… the name’s RODMAN 

Yes that’s my name

It’s not a nickname 

Nor is it a pseudo name

Or even a handle or a moniker 

And I am definitely no superhero 

In fact just an ordinary man 

Damn it isn’t my porn name

Though I think it would make a good one

No, no, not me

 I don’t think I have what it takes

To actually be one or even be in one

But yes that’s my name 

That’s really is my name

It’s the name on my Baptism certificate 

And yes on my municipal birth certificate 

Though it’s horribly misspelt

Like everyone else

But that’s what my name is

That’s what my parents intended to be

And I don’t think it was mistake 

Or one of those crazy celebrities name

Cause I quiet like what they named me

And if you were to ask me

What exactly does it mean

I would stare back blankly

Cause I honestly don’t know too

But then with the poker face I can muster

I would say it means that all men have rods

And that would be my honest deduction 

Of what it could mean

But if you do want to know

Then you can always Google it

Like the whole world do 

And if you do find it

Could you enlighten me too

But till then… and as always 

Rodman is my name-o