The Horny Honkers!!!

You can’t escape them

One way or the other 

They will find you

The horny honkers !!!

For them, honking is music to the ears

And why should they be selfish

And keep this art to themselves 

When can be generous and share it

And let others in on their performance 

They go by the rule that

Honking is their birthright 

And they shall do it 

Probably the only one they follow

But this ain’t a rule but a personal one

Rules are not meant for them

Following them is beneath them

And breaking them

Is what they were meant to do

So should find yourself in a position

Where you’re waiting the signal to change

And hear an incessant honking

Just give up and give them way

Cause patience isn’t their middle name

Or any name for that matter

And neither is it Miss Jackson

They will honk 

Till you finally give in

Or you could risk 

Your poor ears bleeding!!!

You wonder what pleasure they derive 

From all that honking 

But then you wonder if it was possible

That honking is orgasmic to them

An aphrodisiac they need to have

To get them all hot and heavy

You wonder if every blast of their horn

Sends pleasure electric pulses

To  their pleasure points

Making them come with every blast

Till they reach a climax!

You can imagine 

They screaming in ecstasy 

Every time they blow that horn

And no other part 

Till they can take it no more and come!

So in the end

Should you chance to come upon

This peculiar creature 

Which you most likely will

Just give them way

Cause resisting is futile

For your sanity and your ears

So just let them pass by

The horny honkers!!!